To the average chap, this appears to be a mouth-watering, delicious wafer treat for everyone to enjoy. Well think again, you couldn't be more mistaken. You would think, "Oh cool they made Kitkats into icecream" and then it happens. Your face is suddenly dripping. You hear laughter behind you as you start to awkwardly wipe it off and laugh too. It doesn't work, you're standing there with your face slowly drowning of melting confectionary. This my friends, has lead to the "Better hope Carly doesn't wipe it all over her face" joke. I am too ashamed to once again purchase a Kitkat icecream. So next time you think about buying a yummy snack, ask yourself, "Do I want to caress my face with this?" and for god sake, buy something water-based.-Carlita
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